Ick!

LOOK AT THE SICKO TO THE LEFT!

I love sushi but please. I was reading an article about a sushi restaurant that serves the sushi on naked women. They take this so seriously that they have back-up girls to step in just in case a girl has a blemish-zit. Is this really what we are coming to. People are losing their houses, jobs are being lost and the homeless are now your neighbors. But my god let the men have sushi on naked women. Don't take that away from them. The injustice. What more can the rich think of to spend their money. Don't worry, dont help the homeless we are fine. We will keep your windshield clean for a buck. Than raise our children to search your garbage, which you will bitch about. Then ask your overly taned wife "What is this world coming to?"

Do I need shades?

What to do with your life:
After five years of going to school and trying to convince myself of what to do with my life I gave myself an ultimatum. I decided that if I can't figure out what to do after a month of researching than I would become one of those medical techs that you see on late night tv. My mom always wanted me to become an attorney but the idea of a lot more school was not appealing. Too lazy for that. After looking through the paper and burning out Google I finaly decided what Iwould do. I wanted to become a paralegal. I can learn about the law and I realized that I enjoyed research and writing.
I have now been going to school for this for two and a half years and I am about to finsh in six months. Scared-excited-nervous-dont wet yourself... This is what I have been thinking nonstop. Can I be an adult yet? Do I know how to be anything but a student?
Well today I had my first interview with an attorney. I was trying not to sweat and stumble around. Do I look like a dog with rollerskates? How do I talk again? Surprise, surprise it went really well. I am officaily walking on air. I think that I can be a good grown-up. Where are my shades? The future is so bright.